Stupid bald headed wanker.

6/9/94                        Ben Chapman                        Age: 13

 

I’m writing in this because I’m pretty bored and there’s nothing to do. I went on a school trip today at Wilstead Park. It was good fun. Eddie and I got banned from bumper cars because we kept bumping into each other and when he told us to go we told him to piss off and he got the manager and he gave us a warning. Stupid bald headed wanker.

 

We also got a two hour detention on Friday (when we break up!!!!!!) but I’m not going, he can go jump!

 

Yes, it’s only 2 more days until we break up and I’m leaving that shit hole and going to B.M.S. I’m a bit fucked off about B.M.S. because I was put into the worst house – United Boarders. Their tie is revolting and it looks as though someone has gobbed on it. But I have a plan worked out, but it might not work. If I ask the school if I an wear a county tie and then I won’t have to wear that horrible tie!

 

I’m going to Spain in 3 days and I can’t wait. I’m at last going to get some sun on my body. It’ll be cool fun.

 

Yesterday I went to the physio and she gave me some ultra-sound. She said it’d work and it was really weird. I’m just crossing my fingers like hell.

 

I’ve also got got to put my legs in plaster, but I don’t think I will. Oh well I’ll go now. I won’t be writing in this for ages because of Spain. We’ll be in there for 2 weeks but when we come back I’ll write again.

 

I had a pretty crap birthday party type thing.

25/6/94            Ben Chapman

 

Jesus, I haven’t written in my diary for ages now! Yes I’m a teenager at last! I had a pretty crap birthday party type thing. Adam and Ryan came over along with Aunt Audrey and uncle David. I was really embarrassed because there was absolutely nothing to do, while mum and dad were in the back garden with al the adults having a whale of a time.

 

Anyway, moving on to better things, I got £150 for my birthday. I’m going to buy some golf clubs and take up golf seriously. Uncle David said I was a natural, cause I overheard him talking to dad, I was really chuffed. I think he said that because I beat him and Martin on an 18 hole golf course. It’s a good sport to take up because two of my best friends play, Ryan and Adam, and we can always have a round or two.

 

I’m looking forward to tomorrow, because dad and I are going to play golf and I love the game so much now. If my knee doesn’t let me play rugby I’m certainly taking up golf. My knee is really fucked up. It always hurts and I’m really getting pissed off. Oh well, got to go. I’ll try to write more often but I don’t usually have enough time, either that or I forget.

 

I’m so pissed off

19/4/94            Ben Chapman

 

I am so pissed off. About 3 weeks ago I was offered to play for East Midlands rugby again.

 

I turned them down because of my knee and now yesterday Steve (rugby coach) rang me up and said I’ve been selected to play for my county Hertfordshire. The selector saw me play rugby at the Hertfordshire festival because I played 1 game.

 

At first I didn’t know what to do but now I’ve decided I’m not going to play. Most of the forwards have been chosen and myself.
For the East Midlands only one person got into the A-team and that was Anthony. Peter, Ryan and John all got into the B-team.

 

Have to go now.

 

I’ve got to go now cause I’m on the bog.

23/3/94            Ben Chapman

 

I broke up from school for the Easter holidays yesterday and I’m glad to get a rest off school. M3I (my class) are the worst class in the school at the moment because we much around so much.

 

I got a really good report and mum says it’s getting better and better all the time.

 

In about a week we’re going to Scotland to see Paul and that lot. I can’t wait. But firstly we’re going to Manchester.

 

In the summer holidays we’re going to Spain for 2 weeks. I can’t wait. It’s going o be excellent fun and I can’t explain how excited I am. I’ve got to go now cause I’m on the bog.

 

the teachers are holding mass grudges over me

8/3/94                        Ben Chapman

 

I passed for B.M.S! I’m really chuffed about it and we’ve got the SNES. It’s really good. I did play a bit of rugby only for 5 minutes though and I really fucked my knees up. They swelled up about 2 inches high and they were bloody painful.

 

Now that I’ve passed some of the teachers are holding mass grudges over me and I’m getting well pissed off.

 

On Friday there’s a 7-a-side rugby tournament at B.M.S. and I can’t play. Neither can Cremin because he’s fucked his legs up like mine. Cremin’s a right laugh. Both he and I don’t do games because of our bloody knees and we’re forever mucking about. Cremin and I picked the 7-a-side team and he’s put them up. I didn’t put Coleman in because he’s unfit and he’s really upset and I feel bad about myself.

 

The main thing that’s really, really, really pissed me off is that there is going to be another E. Midlands match and I’m injured, I’m so slagged off. Oh well, got to go now.

 

Oliver doesn’t like Aladdin, but I think it’s good

14/2/94            Ben Chapman

 

I took the test for B.M.S. last Thursday and I think I did really well. That was the first part of the examination and on Saturday was the 2^nd part. That went well too but that wasn’t a test as such, it was to see you with the other kids in B.M.S. I’ll know if I pass in a weeks time.

 

We got the SNES and mum says if I don’t pass I’ll have to pay the rest. We’ve got Aladdin and Mario Kart, they’re bloody excellent games but Oliver doesn’t like Aladdin, but I think it’s good.

 

I don’t know is I should play ½ a game on Sunday at rugby because of my knees but I think I’ll have a go.

 

I got totally absolutely pissed out of my head…

Ben Chapman            27/1/94

Well, yes, it is 1994 and so far things haven’t been going exactly as I wanted. At new year in Scotland I had a great time, just one thing happened which I really regret.

I got totally absolutely pissed out of my head and I got really bollockated by my parents. Adam got pissed as well but not as bad. I chucked everywhere, and the parents are making me feel really bad about myself.

Over the past week we’ve been having exams and we finished them yesterday. For English I got 80% top in the year, 66%% for French, 3^rd in my class, and 58% for history, 5^th in my class. I’m not really bothered about history because Mr. T is just a complete Bastard. He’s holding a grudge over me because I’m taking the test for Bedford Modern.

I’ve just been sent to my room for whacking my fucking little brother – twat. Mum says if I pass for Bedford Modern, puny and I can get a SNES (computer) and a game.

I’ve got this problem with my knees, it’s called Osgood Schlatter disease and I can’t play sport and really cacking me off. Because all my friends are playing and I’m not. I’d just wish it’ll go away.

Blimey, I won’t be writing ’93 next time…

29/12/93            Ben Chapman

 

Blimey, I won’t be writing ’93 next time I write in my diary, it’ll be ’94. I hope it’ll be a good year for me.

 

We come back from Devon yesterday. I had a great time. We did loads of things there, clay pigeon shooting, (I shot one), swimming, golfing, walking, going to discos and lots more.

 

It was excellent fun. For Christmas I got a mountain bike and it’s really good.

 

We’re going to Scotland tomorrow and I can’t wait. We’ll be doing loads of things. We usually do a mini Olympics and go go-carting. At first we might not have gone and I nearly freaked out but I know for certain we are going.

 

Not long ago, about a week ago Leo (one of my dad’s work partners) came round and he’s excellent at playing the guitar. And he had a look at mine and said it’s fine. So I’m really glad so don’t have to buy a new one.

 

For Christmas I got £60 and I’m going to buy a practice amplifier.

 

I got my HALF COLOURS!!!!!!!!!!

19/12/93            Ben Chapman

 

It’s Sunday today and we broke up from school on Wednesday and yes I got my HALF COLOURS!!!!!!!!!!

 

I’m well pleased with myself. I finally got them. Ryan Coleman, Oliver Caves, Paul Prescott, Brian & Eddie Jephson got them as well.

 

We got them because we’ve been in our excellent rugby team for 4 years and he felt we should get them. Mum and Dad are happy as well because they knew how much I wanted them.

 

I also got a really good report.

 

Not long ago I got an electric guitar. I know it might sound good but it’s not. It’s a really good guitar but the previous owner hadn’t played it for ages and keys fully tightened so it’s bent the arm which has buggered it up and I’m really pissed off about it.

 

I’m hoping like shitting hell

6/12/93            Ben Chapman
Only 1 week 2 ½ days to go until we break up! I can’t wait. I’m getting a mountain bike for Christmas and we’re going to Devon.

 

Then on new years day we’re going to Scotland Edinburgh to Fossie and Les, Paul and Angelique, which will be really cool.

 

Adam and the family are coming and Aunty Audrey and that lot are coming as well.

 

We’ll probably go go-carting which is brilliant as well.

 

For Christmas I’ve asked everybody to give me money instead of presents for my electric guitar.

 

I think I’ll get my half colours this year and I’m hoping like shitting hell I get them this term.

 

Well I’ve got to do homework now.

 

It’s been a long time since I’ve written in this diary

10/11/93            Ben Chapman

 

Well, it’s been a long time since I’ve written in this diary. It’s because we’ve moved and everything is just getting sorted out. The house is quite nice and I like it very much.
Dad and mum have got new cars. Dad’s got a Rover which is very nice, but mum’s is a bit crap. It’s automatic and mum’s not used to it yet.

 

At half term on February 1994 the school is going to Scotland for a rugby tour. It’ll be a right laugh because we’re going to play Paul’s school team and I can’t wait.

 

I’ve just got a letter from Chris Bottomley who’s another of my friends, in fact one of my best friends. He’s fine and living well.

 

I was going to swim in the Nationals on Saturday but they (the judges) decided to disqualify me because of my turn, wankers.

 

Have to go now, mum’s just told me to get ready for bed.

 

My Puny Wimpy Little Brother

Ben Chapman

18/8/93

 

I’ve just been sent to my room for decking my puny wimpy little brother so I thought I might as well write in my diary.

 

I’ve only got 8 ½ more weeks of my holidays left.

 

We’re moving house on Sept 4^th ’93, in a few weeks time. We’ve got to pack now in this week because next week we’re going to Manchester to see Aunty Lily in hospital. She’s had a stroke and she’s in a lot of pain, and the doctors say that the way she’s going she’ll have another stroke and probably die. Then the week after that we’re painting our new house then that weekend we’re moving. Dad’s well annoyed because he doesn’t want to move at all. I’m quite excited about it and don’t mind moving because we’re staying at the same school. Actually we’re moving because of the schools, because I’m doing school activities 3 times a week and mum has to come all the way from Shillington to Bedford. That’s where we’re moving to Bedford.

 

The address is

20 Godwyn Way

Bromham

Bedfordshire

 

I don’t know the postcode or telephone number yet. I have to go now we’re going to the new house to do some measuring.

 

The farmer was a right c**t

Ben Chapman                        4/7/93

I think it’s been 2 and a bit weeks after we broke up from school. On Saturday we got back from Wales, instead of going to the lakes or Yorkshire dales.

It was brilliant! It had an indoor swimming pool all to ourselves and we were non stop swimming. It was on a farm, and the farmer was a right cunt. This year we ripped the swimming pool cover, with Adam, Paul (another of my best friends) and myself. Last year at the Yorkshire Dales we smashed a caravan window, the year before that in the lakes we burnt a hole in the table, they’re proving to be expensive holidays.

10 more days till my birthday.

Benjamin Chapman            3/6/93

10 more days till my birthday. I’m getting a South African Rugby training top. It sounds a bit shit but it looks fucking excellent. 1 more week til exams. Oh Shit!

Well I’m revising away and it’s bloody boring. But nevermind all for the best I suppose. I’ve got this thing stuck in my head that someone’s going to break in and steal things in the house.

Not long ago I found £20 in the playground. Sam and Ryan were there when it happened so I’ve given £5 each to them and I’ve got £10.

Pain in the fucking arse

Ben Chapman            19/5/93

2 more weeks to my birthday! Actually it’s two weeks on Sunday and it’s Wednesday.

I’ve been bollockated again by mum. Well actually it’s not mum’s fault, it’s Oliver the pain in the fucking arse.

Well, it’s only a quick one but I’ve got to go!

I got a new tape today – Alice Cooper

Age: 11

15/4/93            Ben Chapman
It’s pretty definite that I’m playing for Midlands A-team. Dad asked the coach and said that I was. The bad thing is that Peter’s not playing in the A-team but the B-team. Ryan, Antoni and me is in A-team, it’s just Peter who’s not. I had a brilliant time training with the A-team.

I got a new tape today – Alice Cooper, Trash. It’s pretty crap, but it’s got some amazing songs.

Out of the three friends I got I think Adam’s the best, with Tom very close. Adam’s brilliant fun and so is Tom.

Ryan’s just a bit selfish, but still an excellent friend.

Uncle John’s going to tape (hopefully) me at Midlands. I can’t wait to play Oxfordshire. My writing is really scruffy because I’m in a rush. I’ve sliced my finger and can’t write properly, as you might tell by the blood on the pages.

When I was about 9 or 10 I started up Karate

Age: 11

As you can see on the next page there is the unbeaten rugby Rushmoor team. The lay out of people shows as goes

Ashley,

Paul,

Michael,

Scott,

Trevor,

Oliver,

Niel.

Bottom Row starting from left

Marco,

Ryan,

Ryan,

James

And Me!

We are also unbeaten for 3 years running and won 2 tournaments. Rushmoor cup (over page) and Blue Coat 7s from Birmingham. We played people from all over Birmingham and Bedford and others. We are rated one of the best in East Anglia. Our coach is Mr. Daniels and our team thank him for what he’s done.

When I was about 9 or 10 I started up Karate. I gave up early. I got to yellow belt.

I love you! Do you love me?

Dear Tasha

I love you!

Do you love me?

If you do write yes or no where you should.

YES                        or                        NO

yes ____

Thanks a lot. And just remember I love you.

Ben

Xxxxxxxx

I miss you, lots of love Tasha xxxxxxxxxxx

I’m most certainly playing for Midlands

2/4/93       Ben Chapman

I’m most certainly playing for Midlands on Sunday 18^th April. I’m playing with Peter. On the 7^th and 14^th we’ll be training with the team. It turned out that Ryan or Robin played in the badminton.

We broke up on Tuesday and I got my report. It was all good apart from R.S. which I think is completely shit anyway.

Next week we’re going up to Scotland to see Fossie and Les. We’re going with Aunty Audrey and uncle David. I can’t wait. It’s going to be great fun.

Oliver’s playing at Twickers on Saturday. Saturday all the men are going to get completely pissed, especially if we win. I’m disappointed and jealous I’m not playing at Twickenham.

Some good news and some crap news

Age 11

19/3/93            Ben Chapman

I’ve received some great news and some crap news. The crap news is that I won’t be playing at Twickenham but the fantastic news is that I might play for the east-midlands to play Oxfordshire.

A person rung up my dad today and told him that they’ve got an offer from Oxfordshire that they want to play us.

Dad and Steve have got to pick 2 or 3 players and we’ll go down for some rughby training to get into the team. Dad’s got to get permission off of Steve if he’ll do it. I go ahead with the idea.

I was really pissed off about not playing at twickers but now I’ve heard this news I’m over the moon.

Best Badminton Players

Age: 11

10/3/93            Ben Chapman

I received some good and bad news at school today. The bad is that I’m not in the Badminton team and the good is that I’m in the U13s 7-a-side team.

Mr. P still thinks I’m not good enough but Mr. D talked him into it. Ryan’s in the badminton team which I can’t believe because he’s crap! There’s another person called Robin in and he’s crap and even worse than Ryan and that’s saying something. Scott  and I are the two best badminton players in the class and we’re not in it.

My girlfriend Tasha is horny

Age: 11

My Girlfriend Tasha is as you can see horny. She’s the same age as me and goes to Bedford High School. I haven’t heard or seen for a long time so I’m suspecting things.

I’m not surprised to but I’ve grown a liking to a girl I know. She’s 13 and got a good sense of humour. She’s got a good personality as well. Her name’s Emma. No one knows her that I know. She isn’t all that good looking, it’s just her personality.

Parent’s Evening and Swimming Clubs

Age: 11

5/3/93       Benjamin Chapman

It was perants evening yesterday. Mum and dad said that I did well apart from Geog. And guess what Mr. P takes us. He’s apsolutely CRAP. He couldn’t teach if he tried.

My one ambition in life is to play rugby for England. I’d pray every night if I had to. I’d do lituary anything to play.

My mum and dad are great! I can’t believe how kind and understanding they are.

I play rugby for a cult called Hitchin. I couldn’t have picked a better club. The people there are so friendly. Steve is my coach and dad helps out.

Hitchin 1^st team have just got threw to the next round of the cup; The Finals. And what’s more it’s at Twickenham.

Two minis are invited to play before the game. Hopefully it will be my group and Olivers. It would be just great if I get to play at Twickenham and at the age of 11.

I’m doing a sponsored swim tomorrow. A mile. I know it’s not far but it’s the furthest I have and could do. It’s at Hitchin swimming pool.

I’ve just joined a swimming club. It’s at Hitchin once again. I’ve been once on Monday. I quite liked it.

At first before I had gone I was scared Shit. I’d told mum that I wasn’t but I was! Also at first I didn’t want to go but I only went because mum, bless her.

I’m just on the finishing streak of my life saving course once again at Hitchin Swimming pool.

Ryan told the whole bus I love you

Dear Tasha,

I love you!

Ryan told the whole bus that I love you. A girl on my bus says that you hate my guts. If it is or is not please write yes or no.

TRUE      NOT TRUE

____      __________

Thanks and just remember if you don’t love me I love you ok.

Lots of love

Ben          xxxxxxxxx

Dear Ben

I love you lots

From Tasha

P.S. Ryan is lying.

Bens Keep Out

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Dear Ben
I love you very much. Please put your name on the line if you love me. – ___Yes____

From Tasha

The Bald Headed Bastard

Age: 11

3/3/93                        Ben Chapman

The rugby tour was on the 19^th Feb. It was such a laugh. On the way there on the bus we were all doing moonies out the window to people. You should have seen their faces.

I have just written a letter to Tasha with my photo in. She’s gone around her school showing it to everyone. I just hope she doesn’t show the letter.

I’m hopefully going to be picked for the badminton team against Beford School. I asked Mr. D (sports teacher) and he said I probably would. I hope I get my half colours this year for sport. I’ve been working hard, and I’m praying I’ll get them.

On 3/12/93 there’s a school U13s 7-a-side tournament against B.M.S. Mr. D thinks I’m good enough, but Mr. P (the bald headed bastard) doesn’t think I’m good enough because it’s a year above me!

My favourite teachers are Mrs. B, Mr. D and Mr. C. Mr. C’s a laugh, Mrs. B’s just nice and Mr. D is a laugh. Sam used to be one of my best friends but he’s becoming a bit annoying and selfish.

I know this boy in my year that plays football for county and district and he smokes. WHAT A GIT! His name is Ryan.

My Three Best Friends

Age: 11

My three best friends are Adam, Ryan, and Tom. Ryan acts so selfish sometimes. I wouldn’t mind so much if he didn’t mean it, but he does it on purpose. Tom’s a good friend. But every time he rings up I’m going out or got homework.

I’m getting the impression he’s rejecting me. Adam’s a laugh. He’s so funny. He’d do anything for a laugh.

Today I’ve just had my brace taken out. I feels weird!

On Friday I’m going to Butlins for a rugby tour.

I used to love Racheal

Age: 11

16/2/93            Ben Chapman

I used to love Racheal when I was quite young. Now I cannot believe I did. She’s so ugly. I bet she’ll have so many spots when she’s older.

Now I love Tasha. I’ve got a photo of her and I can’t leave my eyes of her. She’s gorgeous! I’ve been writing some really babyish letters to her. Now I just want to be with her. She keeps writing to me back. I can’t wait to kiss her again.

Danger

I’m 11 13 years old. My birthday is 13^th June. I was born on 13/6/81. My best freinds names are Adam Franklin, Tomas Hudman and Ryan Coleman, Paul Smith and Sam Quick.

DO NOT READ MY DIARY OR ELSE

DANGER

P.S. I write my signature because I want to see if it changes.

Ben’s Dairy



DO NOT READ

DO NOT TOUCH

DO NOT READ UNLESS GOT

PERMISHON

ANYONE READS THIS DAIRY

I WILL KICK THEIR HEADS IN

PRIVATE

Do Not Read Or Touch

PRIVATE

DO NOT

READ

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